Which limerick embodies the Musselman Triathlon the best?

% Votes
43% 12
a. #1: The young boy loved to swim, bike and run...
7% 2
b. #2: So I swam, I biked, & I ran....
0% 0 c. #3: There once was a trigeek named Joe...
7% 2
d. #4: The Musselman's the perfect place,...
0% 0 e. #5: The Musselman athletes will toil,...
0% 0 f. #6: There once was a badger named Evans...
4% 1
g. #7: I have training and race-winning tactic...
0% 0 h. #8: There once was a slug from Geneva,...
0% 0 i. #9: A mussel with first class pecs....
0% 0 j. #10: I zip the turn at Swedish Hill...
0% 0 k. #11: There once was a fast honey badger...
0% 0 l. #12: This Finger Lake race is the spot,...
0% 0 m. #13: There once was a badger named Ginny...
21% 6
n. #14: There was a trigeek named Lora...
0% 0 o. #15: There once was a tri-geek named Joe...
0% 0 p. #16: There once were 3 trigeeks as friends...
0% 0 q. #17: Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle...
0% 0 r. #18: There was once was a speed demon named Fred...
0% 0 s. #19:
0% 0 t. #20: There once was a trigeek named Steve (a)...
4% 1
u. #21: There once was a race in Geneva,...
0% 0 v. #22: There once was a badger named Brandy...
0% 0 w. #23: There once was a badger named Jason...
0% 0 x. #24: There once was a lake full of mussels...
7% 2
y. #25: There once was a badger named Bane...
0% 0 z. #26: There once was a badger named Brian...
0% 0 {. #27:
7% 2
|. #28:
0% 0 }. #29: At T2, triathlete Bob Lutz...
0% 0 ~. #30: My bike, rims, and helmet are aero....

Total Votes: 28

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#1

The young boy loved to swim, bike and run.
Always did Musselman just for the fun.
As the years went on by
He retired from that tri.
But said now he comes to cheer on his son.

 

#2

So I swam, I biked, & I ran.
The good folks of Geneva yelling, "you can."
Musselman's the best race.
Seneca Lake Park the place.
Although it's a lot to do for a tan.

 

#3

There once was a trigeek named Joe
Who never did nuthin' slow mo
Sprint Tri's he did race
Got always a place
That's why TnT loves our big Joe

 

#4

The Musselman's the perfect place,
To crush your midseason "A" race.
Just make sure you brick,
Or the moment you kick,
You could find yourself flat on your face!

 

#5

The Musselman athletes will toil,
On the water, the road and the soil
As I kick for the line,
The glory's not mine,
Today it belongs to Mike Coyle.

 

#6

There once was a badger named Evans
He may have dropped down from the Heavens
He coulda run fast
And bike just as fast
That Musselman water ain't Heaven

 

#7

I have training and race-winning tactic
Muscles toned with the arts chiropractic
But wetsuit, cap, and lube
Make me feel like a boob
'cause I look like a large prophylactic

 

#8

There once was a slug from Geneva,
Who caught the triathlon fever
Musselman was the cure,
For her sloth to be sure,
She PR'ed on her very first tri.

 

#9

A mussel with first class pecs
In tight and shiny spandex
With stamina unseen
Seeking prizes so green
Flings medals ‘round all of our necks!

 

#10

I zip the turn at Swedish Hill
And wish I hadn't stopped to swill
A glass or two of chardonnay
Or three or four, now on my way!
Perhaps glass five was overkill?

 

#11

There once was a fast honey badger
And no zebra mussel could catch her
Her name was MY CHINNAY
As hard as a PENNAY
No one at Lake Placid will catch her

 

#12

This Finger Lake race is the spot,
Wet and windy, sunny and hot.
A swim and bike to commence
And then a run that's intense,
Now you've given it all you've got!

 

#13

There once was a badger named Ginny
as hard as a bright shiny Penny
The micro she slid
The mussel she did
A honeybadger, she's my Chinnay!

 

#14

There was a trigeek named Lora
She came to settle a score (a)
To mussel she went
Oh boy, did she vent
She's now called Musselman Lora 

 

#15

There once was a tri-geek named Joe
Who had problems with swimming so slow
So he took some swim classes
And started kicking asses
And got back his Mussel mojo

 

#16

There once were 3 trigeeks as friends
They trained in PA end to end
Geneva they came
To race all the same
The Musselman is not the end.

 

#17

Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle
Musselman has a life cycle
The trigeeks will come
The fast will have won
All will get gears from old cycles

 

#18

There once was a speed demon named Fred
Whose speedos were really bright red.
He blinded the girls
With his "Mussels" and curls
A true triathlete thoroughbred.

 

#19

Selected as one of the top 3 by the race committee 3.


 

 

#20

There once was a trigeek named Steve (a)
That drove to a town Geneva
Bedazzled his bike
Did Musselman Tri
And now is called Musselman Diva

 

#21

There once was a race in Geneva,
that stirred a triathlon fever
People gathered their bikes,
and wetsuits alike,
and ran like you wouldn't believa!

 

#22

There once was a badger named Brandy
Some said she was a lot of eye candy
The bike she a rode
The run she did strode
She is now called Musselman Brandy

 

#23

There once was a badger named Jason
Who did drink his beer from a mason
A tall drink he was
He ran from da fuzz
Now the mussels are on the case(on)

 

#24

There once was a lake full of mussels
that made all the boys and girls hustle,
swim faster than pike,
switch gears on their bikes,
and run until all the leaves rustled.

 

#25

There once was a badger named Bane
She raced tris like a hurricane
She biked like the wind
And ran like she sinned
To the Musselman tri she came

 

#26

There once was a badger named Brian
Who fought cancer by Tri'n
The mussel he done
Fought cancer and won
F U cancer he ain't die'n

#27

Selected as one of the top 3 by the race committee 3.



 

 

#28

Selected as one of the top 3 by the race committee 3.



 

 

#29

At T2, triathlete Bob Lutz
Said I fear I'm about to go nuts
Not the swim or the run
or the heat of the sun
but three hours of staring at butts.

 

#30

My bike, rims, and helmet are aero.
They used all of my cash that was spare.
Oh, I'd say, what the heck?
and write one more check,
but now I've run out of dinero.